![]() Me: “Yeah, you’re overdue for one anyway.” We go about our work and notice almost half an hour later that the woman is still alone at the table, looking at her phone, drinks now cold, and with watery eyes. She buys and collects the drinks and settles down at a table in the corner. He’s a great worker and a very nice guy, and he’s so clueless about the flirting that it’s actually adorable.Ĭustomer: “I’d like a mocha for me, please, and a…” *reading from a phone* “… drink? Did I say that right? I don’t know what that is.”īarista: “Yes, that’s right! Not for you, I assume?”Ĭustomer: “Oh! It’s for my date! I wanted to surprise them when they got here.”īarista: “That’s great! If that’s everything, that will be. He’s in his early twenties and gets a lot of attention whenever he’s on shift from a lot of customers, guys and girls. We have a barista who works for us who is admittedly very handsome. He was regularly carrying around a fifteen-pound weight by the time his granddaughter was born! I gave him a congratulatory message about his progress and he said, raising the weight above his head:Ĭustomer: “Now I wish she was having twins!” Now she’s pregnant, and I’m not making that same mistake twice! I’m going to carry my granddaughter around all day if I can help it! Now… where are the weights? Can I ask what your health goal is?”Ĭustomer: “When my daughter was born, I was working overseas on an oil tanker and I missed so much of her childhood. Start with giving me something that’s eight pounds, and I will carry it around for as long as I can, and we’ll start working up.” Me: *Thrown a little* “Uh… six, or seven pounds, maybe?”Ĭustomer: “Okay, let’s say eight. ![]() Me: “We offer a senior discount and an advice program for our senior members looking to improve their health both here and at home if you’d like.” An old man, probably in his late seventies, walks into the gym, asking about membership. ![]()
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